Varieties of Mammium Chennapatnam
Prasad Kaushik (https://thirtymlmusings.wordpress.com/2013/12/30/the-ascent-of-the-maami/ )
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(I was fascinated by this piece of writing of Prasad Kaushik but somehow I wanted to rewrite it in my own way. Hope the great writer would excuse. )
1.Tam Brahm mami whether clad in Madisar,
Or strikingly pretty saris made of cotton to silk,
Or dressed in Churidar, Kurthi or any other dresses,
Is a great species adaptable to any change.
A scientist young friend of mine who has,
Specialized in evolution and taxonomy of species,
Says that they could all be named and classified as,
Mamium chennapatnam subspecies Mylapore.
Evolved from centauries of iron clad culture,
Managing the affairs of home of Mama chennapatnum,
Though she has evolved in to Mamium modernism,
She has varieties from very orthodox to greatly modern.
The Tambrahm var. Visa Mami of this great species tastes like foreign food,
Has an aroma of western continents in her and is an expert,
In travel to any foreign country of the entire world ,
And would tell you , how to live there spiritually as well as domestically.
The Tambrahm var temple run Mami on the other hand is an expert ,
On all places in India , a guide to any temple anywhere,
And often reeks the strong Aroma of ash , sandal , musk and saffron,
She tells you without any stop, comma or semi colon of temples and temples.
The Tambrahm var Pincode Mami is extremely proud of her local roots ,
And would be an expert on all the shops and temples of her area ,
Her Aroma would be that of specialities of her area ,
And she would jump at you , if you find fault with her area.
Better avoid the Mami var Centum , because all her progeny,
Would have scored centum in all subjects and would be studying in MIT.
She will laugh at you if you say you are from IIT or regional college .
And this Mami would have the aroma of late tea that she supplies to her kids.
Tambram Mani var black sheep used to avoid all temples,
Functions and music concerts because her children married outside caste,
But things have changed and they are becoming outspoken,
Because children are not getting married of any one else to any body.
Tambram mami var interrogation should be definitely avoided,
They keep on asking questions , very loudly about your personal details.
She may ask you, “I saw you other day hugging Lisa in café”,
“I saw you coming out of bar” , “I saw you smoking “ etc endlessly.
Tambram Mami var Adi sales would be a great bargainer,
Her greatest achiements are buying things dead cheap,
Please do not ask her why those goods reek smell of ancientness,
For then she would take out an umbrella brought in sales and drive you away.
The Tambrahm mami var google is an expert in google search,
Not only for her wards but to all and sundry she knows,
She searches for suitable grooms and brides,
Though she makes errors she does this ad valoram
Then ofcourse there is the Tambram mami var pretty made up,
Who is so pretty , that they are being sought for dancing acting,
They normally look after their big paunched male of the species ,
Who are fat, ugly and bald which make people think that they are father of the Mami.