Hell , before and after election

Hell  , before   and after  election

By

P.R.Ramachander

(I enjoyed reading a similar Whatsapp  post)

A politician   died   and he  was taken up,

A door opened, and he   saw five star hotels,

Golf links. Dance  by very pretty girls and  so on.

There  he saw a board  “Vote for  this  hell”

He went back to the gate   and asked ,

The chowkidhar  , I want to go to heaven,

And When he went there , he  saw ,

That is was   extremely boring place.

He saw  huts there   and some idiots,

Were sitting   and laughing over nothing,

He saw   homes after homes,

Very ordinary   and middle class.

He went back   to  the Chowkidar ,

And said, “I want to go back to hell”

Chowkidhar said, “once  you go back,

You would not be able  come back.

Politician nodded   his head vigouosly,

And went back to hell   and they threw him in,

And what he saw was barren land, dry climate,

And poverty   and suffering  every where.

He went back to the Chowkidhar   and asked.

“What happened” , Chowkidhar   smiled,

And told him, “the election  is over  ,

And results   were announced yesterday  .”