How come Parvathi got Married to Shiva?

How come  Parvathi got  Married  to Shiva?

For he wore only a  Tiger hide  , had  a river ,

AS well  as moon  on his head , was a strict  vegetarian,

And did not have  any  parents or relatives

Based  on Kannada  joke

By

P.R.Ramachander

a.no need of  washing machine or soap

Mother  Parvathi    was not willing   to work  ,

And she   had no need   to wash his cloths ,

AS he    wore  only   the skin  of an elephant  .

b.No Cauvery water  scarcity

Mother parvathy   never  felt  any water  scarcity,

AS  water  was always  pouring from his   head

c.No current cut   from Electricity department

She  felt  no need  for  lamp  of any sort   or  current cut,

AS He   was   wearing   a crescent  moon on his head

d.No need   to get  gas refill in time

She had no need   to cook as   he was   a vegetarian,

Who  can and would  eat  fruits and vegetables

e.No in laws to worry about

There was no need   for her   to bother  about,

Troubles   from in laws as  he did not have  parents or sister

And so  she thought  , Shiva was perfect husband and married him