Scenes that never change in Tamil cinema
Translated by
P.R.Ramachander
(I got this interesting satire from face book inn Tamil.There it is written that it was given originally by great Tamil writer Sujata)
1.One of the double roles would also be evil
2.Hero can cut any wire to stop bomb from exploding
3.Though many people come to fight with hero , they will get hit one by one
4.After all lights are put out in a home . there will be a brown light there
5.If there is a honest officer , he will be killed
6,Villain will not shoot or use blades to killa hero,
He will start attempting to kill him long time after he escapes
7.However much a villain his it will not pain for a hero
But when heroin gives him massage with cotton ,
He will act as if there is a great pain
8,If there is a big glass window in a building
One of people hit by hero will be throuwn on it
The glass will break and he will fall the other side
9.If hero and heroine dance on road, suddenly
Large number of people (male and female)
And they will dance along withem using same steps
10.If chief of police is good , all his assistants will be bad
And vice versa
11.In all sentimental scenes, there would be lightning and rain
12.The scenes for film songs will keep on changing
From Mylapre , Europe and china
13.During sae song dresses and their colours wouldkeep on changing
14.Suppose suddenly a song stops , it indicates some one has died
15.During acase in court , any one can enter at any time and tell witness
He can stand near the entrance and also give his evidence
16.If priest keeps on telling the father to bring the bride for tying mangalya
It means she has eloped with her lover
17.At the time of tying mangalya . it is definite that some one
Would enter shouting , “Stop”
18.Rich hero will love poor girl and poor hero will love rich girl
19,Normally every villain will do smuggling
20.Here is village in first half will come to city
