Phone pe Dakshina

Phone  pe  Dakshina

By

P.R.Ramachander

(Based on what i read  in Tamil in a whatsapp   message)

Ramu had  to perform   a Sradha  ,

And when time came  to pay Dakshina ,

He remembered  that  he has not ,

Drawn    any money   for that  from ATM

With a sorry  face he told   the Vadhyar the fact,

But Vadhyar asked him  , Do you have Pay ATM ,

Or  Phone pe   or can you transfer   from cell phone,

And Ramu told him , cell phone  transfer is ok,

And Vadhyar   asked Ramu , whether  his phone ,

Is Water proof    and   Ramu said    Yes.

Vadhyar asked him to pay one rupee  ,

Tranfer   Dakshina    through cell phone ,

And then Keep   cell phone  on Thamboola plate  ,

And asked  Ramu’s wife  to  put a drop  of water on the phone

Said the manthras  “Hiranya  Garbha  Garbhastham..”

And then later  he returned  Ramu’s cell phone to him.