Saturday, September 22, 2018

Malayalam proverbs have become outdated-replace them with Malayalam new verbs

Malayalam proverbs have become outdated-replace them with Malayalam new verbs

By

P.R.Ramachander



(I enjoyed the new proverbs in Malayalam posted by many people in face book as ,I had written stories to illustrate 100 old Malayalam proverbs- 
http://www.sakthifoundation.org/…/Malayalam%20proverbs%20En…
I thought you too should enjoy them and am giving the b suggested new proverbs and the old proverbs both in english. Enjoy them)
1. If needed Jack fruit can be eaten even raw (if needed jack fruit be made to fruit even on roots)
2.If friend is good , we can take loan from him.(If friend is good, there is no need for a mirror)
3.Even for jasmine of the courtyard , there is a need to irrigate( There is no scent to jasmine of the courtyeard)
4.When the entire country runs, its people also would run ((when the entire country runs, run in between)
5,What was applied to whiten, should be washed off (What was applied to whiten, became a white mark of the skin)
6.Over the money, you need to put a rubber band (Over the money, even eagles would not fly)
7.In the land of no nose men, there would not be cold(In the land of no nose man, half nose man will become the king)
8 Give away the elephant but not its trainer( Give away the elepant but never expectation)
9. He who eats salt, would never have seen sugar( He who eats salt, would drink water)
10.Do back breaking work , get admitted in hospital(Do back breaking work, eat till your teeth breaks)
11.If you have unity, you can stad in queue for beer( If you have unity, you can sleep on top of a stick)
12, If crow takes a bath it will shiver(If a crow takes bath, it will not become a stork)
13.Even sell lad to become modern( Even if we sell land, we have to celebrate onam)
14,Even if we loose a spear , search the google, (If we loose the spear , serarch even in a pot)
15.If Tiger does not get food, it will enter the town( If tiger does not get food, will it eat grass)
16.New wife would see serial in Tv( New wife would lift the home)
17.If we eat slowly , we can spend time (If we eat slowly, we can even eat the stone)
18 He who stands leaning on mud, diedwhen mud fell (The one who stood leaning on mud, vanished with the girl)
19.Al l that shines is not light( All that glitters is not gold)
20.The snake on the fence was stolen by Vava( He put on his lap the snake on the fence)

Oh my mind , you can win


Oh my mind  , you  can win ---  Reading it through my own words  , my mind shakes   and I know  , I will never get worried.


Translated  by
P.R,Ramachander





( I got it through whatsapp  and then by  Google  searching it , I found   that  it is a  face book post of 
Kannan geethai.suresh kumar., I am 79  .My humble Namaskarams   to this great person)


Oh mind ,

Why are  you upset? Why are  you shouting with sorrow? Why are  you crying?
Why  are you shivering? Why are you  pained? Why have  you become   soft and pliable ?
Why are you trembling ? Why have you got broken down? Why are you worried?
Why are you  scared?  Why are you confused?  Why  are you suffering?
Why have   you lost hope? Why have   you become weak?

Oh mind , Once   you understand  who you are,
You would become clear,
Oh mind , do you know  who you  are?

Lord Krishna has told in Gita , “Among the  organs, I am the  mind.”

Hope you have  understood  , because  of that,

“You are a  part of Lord Krishna –you  are the power of Lord Krishna,
You are   the property of  Lord Krishna”

Because  of that,
Atleast now ,

Do not get upset. Do not shout  with sorrow. Do not cry.
Do not shiver Do not get pained. Do not  become   soft and pliable
Do not tremble.  Do not  get broken down.Do not get worried.
Do not get scared.  Do not get confused.  Do not suffer.
Do not loose hope. Do not become weak.

You can

Live with confidence  . win over the world.
Win over sorrow . Win over troubles.
Win over disrespect .Win over vulgarity
Win over  treachery. Win over diseass.
Win over confusion. Win over family troubles
Win over passage of time

Yes.Yes.Yes . Million times Yes

Oh wonderful mind   You can

In Gita  Lord Krishna  is asking you  , “Give me   your mind.”
Saint Nammazhvar has said  “Salute  the feet  of  the flame of sorrow    and get  up, oh mind,”
Saint Kulasekara   has said , “Let this royal swan of my mind ,merge  in the feet of lord Krishna”

So   attaboy  intelligent mind,

You are the strength  of man’s life ,
You are the basis of man’s life,
You are the secret of man’s life,
You make a man really a  man,

Only you can change a man

Oh mind “Think of Lord Krishna  , say the name of Lord Krishna “

You are able to do it,

Now  Joy   is your  only future

I  surrender to the feet of Lord Krishna

Time passed , but how , We never knew


Time passed , but how  , We never knew

By
P.R,Ramachander



(Based  entirely on a Hindi poem  “samai chala, Kaise Chala, Patha nahi chala”  Do not know  the author   Thanks to him)

In this  mad rush of life,
WE never knew ,
When We became  old

The children   who used to climb up our shouldersm
We never knew,
When they   reached  up to our shoulders

Our life started   in a humble rented house ,
We never knew ,
When We  moved  in to our own home

We used  to furiously  pedal the cycle ,
We never knew ,
When We   started  driving our own car

We  Were  a burden to our parents once ,
We never knew,
When our  parents  became  our burden

We used  to sleep  on our seat at noon once ,
We never knew ,
When  We  started  not able to get sleep at night  even

We used   to have   dense black hair once,
We never knew ,
When it started  becoming   white  and very thin

We used  to struggle   hard   for woking ,
We never knew ,
When We retired  and did not have  anything to do

We used  to earn and save money  for sake of our children,
We never knew ,
When they have gone away  and started earning for us.

We used  to be  so happy to be with a huge familyin a small house
We never knew,
When  We  became only   two in a big house

Malayalam proverbs have become outdated-replace them with Malayalam new verbs


Malayalam proverbs have become  outdated-replace them with Malayalam  new verbs
By
P.R.Ramachander
 (I enjoyed  the new proverbs in Malayalam  posted by many people   in face book as  ,I had written stories to illustrate  100 old Malayalam proverbs-
     I thought you too should enjoy them and am giving the b suggested new proverbs and the old  proverbs both in english. Enjoy them)
1. If needed   Jack fruit   can be eaten even raw (if needed  jack fruit  be made to fruit even on roots)
2.If friend is good  , we can take loan from him.(If friend is good, there  is no need for a mirror)
3.Even for jasmine of the courtyard  , there is a need to irrigate( There is no scent to jasmine of the courtyeard)
4.When the entire country runs, its people also would run ((when the entire country runs, run in between)
5,What was applied to whiten, should be washed off (What  was applied to whiten, became  a  white mark of the skin)
6.Over the money, you need  to put a rubber band (Over the money, even eagles would not fly)
7.In the land of no nose men, there would not be cold(In the land of no nose man, half nose man will become the king)
8  Give away the elephant but not its trainer( Give away the elepant but never expectation)
9. He who eats salt, would never have seen sugar( He who eats salt, would   drink water)
10.Do back breaking work , get admitted in hospital(Do back breaking work, eat till your  teeth breaks)
11.If you have unity, you can stad in queue  for beer( If you have unity, you can sleep on top of a stick)
12, If  crow takes a bath it will shiver(If a  crow takes bath, it will not become a stork)
13.Even sell lad to become modern( Even if we sell land,   we have to celebrate  onam)
14,Even if we loose a spear , search the google, (If we loose the spear  , serarch even in a pot)
15.If Tiger   does not get food, it will enter the town( If tiger does not get food, will it eat grass)
16.New wife would see serial in Tv( New wife    would lift  the home)
17.If we eat slowly  , we can spend time (If we eat slowly, we can even eat the   stone)
18 He who stands leaning on mud,  diedwhen mud fell (The one who stood leaning on mud, vanished     with the girl)
19.Al l that  shines is not light(  All that glitters  is not gold)
20.The snake on the fence  was stolen by Vava( He put on his lap the snake on the fence)


Friday, September 21, 2018

Life led by multi-human directors is pain in the neck?


Life led by multi-human  directors is pain in the neck?

By
P.R.Ramachander



My grandpa   told me that I should  get up at  five am,
My doctor   told me   to sleep well    and get up at  six,
My   wife and children ask me not to be silly and get up at  seven,
Hearing all these  well meant advices, I do not know   when to get up.

My scientist friend tells me no tooth paste  or powder  is of any use ,
My auyrvedic friend tells me to use a Neem stick brush my teeth,
But my dentist tells me to brush   with soft bristles  and fluoride paste,
So  after getting up in the morning  , I do not know how to brush my teeth.

My uncle    from Kumbhakonam tells me    drink coffee  in the morning  ,
My Saradarji friend   from the north tells me that nothing like tea in the morning,
My  wife  and the TV  commercials tells me that  there is nothing like  horlicks to drink,
So I am greatly  confused   as to what  i should drink   in the early morning  ,

Nothing  like a    warm water   shower   to take bath said my son in law,
You should only   take cold water bath preferably in a tank said my  father  ,
But my wife insisted    that   i should   wash myself in very- very hot water,
And unable to make  up my mind , i just opened the   bath room tap and took the bath.

Nothing like  a  soft   Idly   with chutney  for breakfast    said my  grandma ,
Early morning a set dosa   with sago   would  take care  of you said my friend,
Pasta   with sauce  or  noodles  or bread and cornflakes said my  daughter,
Hearing all this  my wife asked me what I want and did not give  me anything.

I  had  diabetes   and there was no question of taking rice or wheat ,
I too had a high Bp and  i could not take pickles, papad  and anything with salt,
I had a little cholesterol  and doctor said no coconut oil  , wife said no ghee  ,
And every one   said no to oils and so lunch to me  was not joy but   torture.

It   somehow   became evening  and my doctor had prescribed one hour walk,
My son told a  walk does not help and asked   me jog or run which I could not,
My  friend told me that  both were  useless   and cycling   was the best  ,
Unable  to do any of these  , I simply   sat idle    in my easy   chair.

It became  time for dinner, my mother said , half belly for night,
And my children said that nothing like garlic  bread and pizza and sleep,
My wife  said , she was tired and preferred butter milk   and rice ,
Completly fuddled I did not take   anything at all and retired for bed.

My son came running behind me and advised me to sleep  on my side,
But my  well educated daughter   said to me, “father ,lie down seeing the roof”
And my    wife who followed  me stared at me  and rolled me back up on my pillow,
And I  never got sleep and after  my wife and others slept , i sat up on my bed and thought.

I realized that   this type  of life obeying several people was horrible,
And  having very many problems   I did not myself  know  what to do?
My life   which should have been interesting   and enjoyable  was a pain in the neck,
And so  I decided  to shift  to a new home  alone with my wife and tell her “shut up your mouth”

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Old age secrets


Old   age secrets

By
Trichy N.A.Prasannan

Translated in to english by
P.R.Ramachander



(This is a remarkable well written document written in Tamil  .I have translated it  so that, those who do not know Tamil  can read it. Very many thanks  Sri Prasannan)


1.For all my friends   who have retired

2.Life’s secrets  in one word Before middle   age do not get scared and after  middle age  do  not be sorry

3.When you can enjoy life and do not wait till you  become old and not able to walk. AS far as possible  Visit all  the places that  you desire to see

4.Whenever you get chance spend  time with   your  old time friends  and collegues.Enjoyment does not mean only eating

5.The money in the bank may not be yours. Spend when needed. You are becoming old  , look after  yourself well as much as  possible.

6.Eat all that   you want   for this helps you to be happy

7.Eat  healthy food as far as possible  , but that  is not everything .Avoid food which affects health .If there is no other option   eat less of that

8.Seek treatment for diseases with a hope that  you will get cured. Whether you are rich or poor , you have to   face old age  diseases.

9.When you become  sick do not get scared or worried. Finish off  all uncompleted  responsibilities  quickly .By doing this  you can say “bye”  without any sorrow.

10.Let doctors treat  your body .Let God and nature   control your soul .But  you only are  responsible to your state  of mind.

11.If by worrying  , your diseases  can get cured, by all means worry, If worries  is going to increase  your life span  , please worry.If worries can make you happy  , by all means worry.

12.Our children would make good choice and life  by themselves

13.Take care  of the following great  treasures

1.Your body –by  taking care of it your confidence  will increase
2.Your savings  -Keep it under   your control. You may not know   when you need it
3.Your  old  aged partner- No one can say which partner will go first  and so every moment with them is a golden moment
4.Your young age friends=The chances  of meeting them would keep  on reducing

14.The   things that  you should do daily
1.Live with a smiling  face
2.Laugh  heartily

       15.The running water  never runs back.Life is also like that. Keep it happy.

My dear   senior citizens
  1.Do not get scared  of old age
2.Do not think  old age  is a curse but think it as a  boon










Monday, September 17, 2018

Please do not throw your stored garbage on me


Please   do not throw  your  stored garbage on me

By
P.R.Ramachander



(Many of  us shout at others  for no reason at all. After  one or two such shouting  when we became calm, we claim   that we   are   short tempered. “The law of the Garbage   truck” ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRd6_4CxNas ) is about such persons  .I have just written it in my own words.)

One day I engaged   a taxi to go somewhere,
On the way one rashly driven car was about  to his us,
And due to the expertise   of our   driver  ,
I was saved  and our taxi   stopped  little ahead.

The driver of the car  which was   about   to kill us,
Got down and shouted   at  my driver   who simply smiled,
And waved him off and I was    shocked   as well as  surprised,
And asked. “Thank you   for saving me  but why did you smile at  our murderer”

My Taxi driver told me “That driver  has  stored  lots of anger,
Disappointments, jealousies, frustrations   and  hatred , deep   within his mind”
And he was waiting   to offload    all that   garbage  on some one else,
And I happened   to be the reciever but I did not want to get  it from him”

“So I simply waved   him away  and I would go home with a  clean mind,
And  his garbage   would have increased, due to my refusing to accept it,
And he would be wandering all over the world  in search of a garbage  can,
So that   he can hand over all   that scum to some one else and make him sad.