Life led by multi-human
directors is pain in the neck?
By
P.R.Ramachander
My grandpa told
me that I should get up at five am,
My doctor told
me to sleep well and get up at six,
My wife and
children ask me not to be silly and get up at
seven,
Hearing all these
well meant advices, I do not know
when to get up.
My scientist friend tells me no tooth paste or powder
is of any use ,
My auyrvedic friend tells me to use a Neem stick brush my
teeth,
But my dentist tells me to brush with soft bristles and fluoride paste,
So after getting
up in the morning , I do not know how to
brush my teeth.
My uncle from
Kumbhakonam tells me drink coffee in the morning ,
My Saradarji friend
from the north tells me that nothing like tea in the morning,
My wife and the TV
commercials tells me that there
is nothing like horlicks to drink,
So I am greatly confused as to what
i should drink in the early
morning ,
Nothing like
a warm water shower
to take bath said my son in law,
You should only
take cold water bath preferably in a tank said my father
,
But my wife insisted
that i should wash myself in very- very hot water,
And unable to make
up my mind , i just opened the
bath room tap and took the bath.
Nothing like
a soft Idly
with chutney for breakfast said my
grandma ,
Early morning a set dosa
with sago would take care
of you said my friend,
Pasta with
sauce or
noodles or bread and cornflakes
said my daughter,
Hearing all this
my wife asked me what I want and did not give me anything.
I had diabetes
and there was no question of taking rice or wheat ,
I too had a high Bp and
i could not take pickles, papad and anything with salt,
I had a little cholesterol and doctor said no coconut oil , wife said no ghee ,
And every one
said no to oils and so lunch to me
was not joy but torture.
It somehow became evening and my doctor had prescribed one hour walk,
My son told a walk
does not help and asked me jog or run
which I could not,
My friend told me
that both were useless
and cycling was the best ,
Unable to do any
of these , I simply sat idle
in my easy chair.
It became time for
dinner, my mother said , half belly for night,
And my children said that nothing like garlic bread and pizza and sleep,
My wife said , she
was tired and preferred butter milk and
rice ,
Completly fuddled I did not take anything at all and retired for bed.
My son came running behind me and advised me to
sleep on my side,
But my well
educated daughter said to me, “father
,lie down seeing the roof”
And my wife who
followed me stared at me and rolled me back up on my pillow,
And I never got
sleep and after my wife and others slept
, i sat up on my bed and thought.
I realized that
this type of life obeying several
people was horrible,
And having very
many problems I did not myself know what
to do?
My life which should
have been interesting and
enjoyable was a pain in the neck,
And so I
decided to shift to a new home
alone with my wife and tell her “shut up your mouth”
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