Raman mama and Ammu mami-oru kadhai

Raman mama   and  Ammu mami-oru  kadhai

By

P.R.Ramachander

    Rama Mama and  Ammu Mami   were  husband    and wife .Both were extremely  Adamant   about everything. If Ammu Mami  prepared  Dosai for breakfast Raman Mama  Wanted only Idli , he threw that dosai  in to the trash can.  If Ammu mami   wanted a  Blue Sari  and Raman Mama    brought  a red one , she  used to burn it in front of him.

    One day  morning  both of them were   simply   sitting   in their  home doing nothing. The front door   of their home   was open.Raman Mama wanted   to give Mami   some work . So he said, “Ammu,  the front door is open, close it”

  Ammu Mami said  “Why should I?  If you want   you close it.”

Like this they went on shouting  for a lot of time.  Then Rama Mama told, “let us come to an agreement. From now on , if you speak first, you have  to close it  , and if I speak   first  , I will close  it.”

   Both of them agreed.It was breakfast  time.Ammu Mami  brought  dosai   and kept it on their Dining  table .  Raman mama did not eat it   and simply stared.”

     After  lot of time  Ammu mami ,  went some where.. At that time  the barber  of Raman Mama came  .He asked him several things and as Raman  Mama    did not reply  he asked  “Crop or Mottai?”

      Raman Mama   did not open his mouth  . That Barber made  Raman mama  Mottai  and asked for money. Raman Mama    did not open his mouth.,The Barber got angry.He took some vessels kept in the kitchen   and went away.

    At that time a street  dog entered  Raman Mama’s home.It ate   the dosa , searched  for food everywhere  , upturned  everything  , tried eating  the new sari of me  lying there and went away.Raman mama  did not speak at all  .

  After some more time, Ammu Mami   came  back and seeing Mama as Mottai   and kitchen and dininng table  and her torn sari , she shouted  “Yennaa  , Yenna ithellam”(What is all this? And started crying

   Raman mama  laughed loudly   and told  her, now close  the door