Saturday, April 22, 2017

“To cut or not cut “ is the question?

“To cut or not cut “  is the question?

Translated   from  a face book post by A.G.Kesavan   in Tamil
By
P.R.Ramachander




Wife asked “Shall  I  cut my   hair?”
Her husband replied  , “Please   cut.”
She replied ”If I cut  , to again grow  it would take a lot of time”
Her husband   replied “Do not cut”
She replied “Maintaining  less  hair  is  the modern fashion”
Her husband   replied”Do cut”
She replied , If I cut  . my friends  may tease me.”
Her husband  “do not cut”
She said, “My mother says  that for my small  face , it would look good.”
Her husband  “Do cut”
She said, “Suppose  in Beauty saloon, they do not cut it properly?”
Her husband  “Do not cut”
She said , “I feel cutting is better.”
Her husband “do cut”
She said, “If I cut and it is not good  , you only are  responsible”
Her husband “Do not cut”
She said, “If I cut  management of hair would be easy”
Her husband  “Do cut”
She said , “I am scared   it may  look ugly”
Her husband “Do not cut”
She said, “Whatever  it may be , I have decided  to cut”
Her husband  “Do cut”
She said, “ I am not sure   you will like it”
Her husband “Do not cut”
She said, “My throat is  paining , What should I do?”
Her husband “Do cut it”
She said, “What happened? I am talking  about our doctor”
Her husband  “Then do not cut”
She daid, “What nonsense  are  you talking”
Her husband , “Then do cut”
She said “ Oh God”
Her husband  “Then cut”

   This poor husband is now in a lunatic asylum   muttering “Then you cut, Then you   do not cut”
Please decide  to cut or not cut quickly.


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