The silken
bond of daughters with their
mother is strong
Rewritten by
P.R.Ramachander
( I read with lot of interest https://www.speakingtree.in/allslides/hilarious-things-that-only-indian-moms-can-say/273663
, a pretty and well illustrated article
by Ms Pallavi Thakur
and that lead
me to give a new title and rewrite it in my own way. Do go though what i have
written and read her writing also ,No
harm if you like her write up better. I will understand )
1.The parents give the girl a pretty name,
Next day they for
get it and give you a pet name,
Both in schools and college , you are known by your real name,
But your Ma breaks the secret by calling you be pet name before your friends,
2.Every girl
wants to be thin and pretty and
for that,
She walks more
and tries to eat as less as possible.
But if her mother
were to serve her
the food,
She serves so much, that all her resolutions are broken.
3.Mummy was the
GPS invented by god when he created,
A girl for every
minute she will ask her umpteen questions,
Where are you
going? With whom are you going ?,
When will you reach ? when will you get back and so on and on
4.However ugly you are
, however fat you are
,
However aged you are
, always to your mummy,
You are the most
prettiest girl in the world and
IN her view all
boys, girls and women look at you with
an evil eye.
5.Every one knows
, that every girl’s mother ,
Would be praying
God every minute for her
darling’s.
Safety and tell
him that for that purpose ,
She will not eat food, not sleep and pray day and night.
6.Whatever may be the time and wherever
may be the daughter,
The first question
her mother would ask her would
be ,
“Have you eaten
your food?” “What all things you ate?”
“Did any outsider
see you while eating ?” and
on and on
7.All girls know
that no dad dares to say to say “No”,
If their mother
asks him any thing in the world ,
But when the girl ask
her mother some favour,
Her mother would say
, “Go and ask your father?”
8.All girls
know that their mother is the greatest detective,
In finding out
the truth of any thing
related to her ,
And she will patiently listen to every lie
that the girl says,
And the end say “of course lie” , you should have been a novelist.
9.Mothers are
busy in thinking , cooking
and worrying ,
And when they
talk they are some times
incoherent ,
They may say ,”Good for nothing , round Chapathi , Perfect groom “
And at that
time the daughters give
them a clueless look.
10. All her life
mother patiently hears
all questions ,
From her daughter
but when she feels that her
daughter ,
Has grown up ,she
prefers to be adamant with her replies,
And daughters ask
why , she says ”because I said
so?”
11. When a teenage girl argues with
her mother ,
She tells her ‘When you
grow up you will know
,”
But when the argument becomes serious and daughter ,
Adamant, she will say “When you become mother
you will know”
12,”Hey darling daughter , what happened to you
today,
You seem to have
woken up without my assistance
“
When the
mother tells to her daughter who slept very late ,
The daughters
smile within themselves and give a
sweet hug to their mother,
13.When you forget
to shoes on the rack in a hurry
to meet your friends,
When you are
late for the family function
due to chit chatting with
friends,
And when you are
always busy in chatting
and texting over phone with them,
Your mother does
get upset and tell you that “you friends are not everything always.”
14. When food is served
by your mother , if you make a
funny face ,
To some how
swallow the left over vegetable
in your plate,
Your mother tells “ Lot of poor kidds do not get morsel of food when they need”
You some how wonder
, how your cleaning the plate would
help those kids.
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