Saturday, September 22, 2018

The silken bond of daughters with their mother is strong


The  silken bond  of daughters  with their  mother  is strong

Rewritten by
P.R.Ramachander



( I  read   with lot of interest  https://www.speakingtree.in/allslides/hilarious-things-that-only-indian-moms-can-say/273663 , a pretty   and well illustrated article by Ms  Pallavi  Thakur   and that  lead  me to  give a new title   and rewrite  it   in my own way. Do go though what i have written   and read her writing also ,No harm if you  like her  write up better. I will understand  )


1.The parents give the girl  a pretty name,
Next day   they for get it  and give you a pet name,
Both in schools and college , you are  known by your real  name,
But your Ma breaks the secret by calling  you be pet name before  your friends,

2.Every girl    wants to be thin and pretty    and for that,
She walks more    and tries   to eat   as less as possible.
But if her mother   were   to serve   her    the food,
She serves so much, that all her  resolutions are broken.

3.Mummy   was the GPS  invented by god   when he created,
A girl  for every minute    she will ask  her umpteen questions,
Where are  you going? With whom are   you going ?,
When will you reach ? when will you get back   and so on and on

4.However ugly you are  , however  fat   you are  ,
However  aged   you are  , always to your mummy,
You are the most  prettiest  girl   in the world and
IN her view  all boys, girls and women look   at you with an evil eye.

5.Every one knows   , that   every girl’s mother ,
Would be praying  God every minute   for her darling’s.
Safety   and tell him that   for that purpose   ,
She will not eat food, not sleep  and pray day and night.

6.Whatever may be the time  and wherever  may be the daughter,
The first question   her mother   would ask her    would be  ,
“Have   you eaten your food?” “What all  things you ate?”
“Did any outsider  see you while  eating  ?”  and on and on

7.All girls  know that no dad dares   to say  to say “No”,
If their mother  asks him any thing  in the world ,
But when the girl ask   her  mother  some favour,
Her mother would say  , “Go and ask your father?”

 8.All girls know    that their mother is  the greatest detective,
In finding   out the truth   of any   thing   related to her ,
And she will patiently listen to  every lie  that  the girl says,
And the end say “of course  lie” , you should have  been a novelist.

9.Mothers are  busy  in thinking  , cooking  and worrying  ,
And when they   talk they   are  some times  incoherent  ,
They may say ,”Good for nothing  , round Chapathi , Perfect groom “
And at that  time   the daughters  give  them a clueless  look.

10. All her life   mother  patiently    hears  all  questions ,
From her daughter  but when she feels that   her daughter ,
Has grown up  ,she prefers   to be adamant  with her replies,
And daughters  ask why , she says ”because  I  said   so?”

11. When a teenage girl argues   with   her mother ,
She tells her ‘When you   grow up    you  will know  ,”
But when the argument becomes serious  and daughter ,
Adamant, she will say “When you  become mother  you will know”

12,”Hey darling daughter , what happened   to you  today,
You seem to have   woken up  without  my   assistance  
When  the mother   tells  to her daughter who slept  very late ,
The daughters   smile  within themselves  and give a  sweet hug to their mother,

13.When  you  forget  to shoes  on the rack  in a hurry  to meet your friends,
When you    are late   for the family  function    due to chit chatting  with friends,
And when you are  always  busy in  chatting   and texting  over phone with them,
Your mother  does get upset and tell you that “you friends are not everything always.”

14. When food is served   by your mother , if you make   a funny face  ,
To some how   swallow     the left over   vegetable   in your plate,
Your mother tells “ Lot of poor kidds   do not get morsel of food   when they need”
You  some how    wonder  , how  your cleaning the plate would help  those kids.



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