Difficult to tackle a Marketing man
(This is entirely based on a face book post of my friend Vasu Iyengar. Grateful thanks to him.)
One doctor’s daughter fell in with a Marketing man,
And her father felt that he will give his daughter in marriage ,
To even a beggar but not to a marketing man and doctor’s astrologer
Told him, that whosoever marries his daughter will die within a month.
Doctor gave her in marriage to a doctor who died promptly after one month,
Doctor then gave her to a lawer who promptly died after one month,
Doctor gave her to an engineer , who promptly died after one month,
Doctor gave her to a professor and he also died within a month.
Doctor felt very bad and because the marketing person was ready,
He gave his daughter to him , one month was over, he was alive,
Two months were part he was alive and even after four months he was alive,
And four souls of her previous husbands went and protested to God of death.
They said, “You are partial and this is not the way a God should act”,
And he replied, “After one month of her first marriage , I went to hospital,
Found him and brought his soul here, after her second marriage , I went to the court,
After her third marriage I went to the factory and at last went to the college to get her husband’s souls.”
“After she married the marketing man , I went to Madras to get him,
Butr he was in Mumbai, next month he was supposed to be in USA,
But when I went there he wasa in Australia and in third month ,
When I went to bring him to Bangalore , he was in Nagarkoil.”
“And like this when after several months I could not get him, I forgot about him.”
I have failed in my duty “ Saying this sobbed the poor God of death,
And so please understand that it is not easy to deal with marketing person,
And Even if God of death had met him, He would have convinced g him to buy a new cell phone.