Some methods you need not do to tackle a wife

Some  methods   you need not do  to tackle  a  wife

Presented  by

P.R.Ramachander

(This is based on a face book post. All those methods are not necessary .All that you need is to love and respect her. And she will reciprocate   those feelings. )

1.When  your mother  in law   is observing penance  ,

Act as if you are  angry with your wife   and tell her,

‘Why is your mother  spoiling   her health  ,

By these  unnecessary penances  ? Please  ask her  to stop it.”

2.When you  both watch a  TV  serial and when,

A famous jewellery    stores puts an attaractive  ad,

And shows a  very  pretty and extremely   costly jewel,

Wipe your eyes and tell , “ I want  to  buy that  for you.”

3.When your   friends   call you   for a great  treat  ,

Over the phone , reply to him in a   very loud voice,

“Sorry  , I am not coming to the treat  as I have promised,

My wife   to take her   to a temple “ so that your wife hears it.

4.Though there  is no  need   act as  if you are  sad  ,

And tell your wife  , “Long time  I have not gone to your home,

And I feel bad that  I have  not been able    to meet ,

Your parents   and enquire    about   their health.”

5. Though you do not feel like telling   , tell your wife ,

AS often as possible   that she  is as pretty as an actress,

And also  tell her   that   you will miss her  too much,

Even if she   is absent    only  for a day from your home.

6.You should keep the photo of your wife  in a wallot,

Keep her photo as  your  profile  picture  in face book,

Keep  her  photo as   wall paper in your   cell phone,

AS well as  the lap top that   you use at home.

7.When you wake  up early morning   and happen to see her,

You should  be very bold    and  say” great day for me”.

But never   express   your real feelings  of fear  for her  ,

For if you do   anything like that  , everything would be lost.

8.When you happen to take  the food   at home  ,

Shower  slight praises   and if she   becomes happy,

Tell her that  , never  in your life   you have eaten,

A better  food than what  is  cooked  by her.

9.If she gets   angry    and beats  you with a rolling pin,

You should  immediately fall down  as if  in great pain,

But never ever resist her  like a hero    and never ,

Give her a slap   and make    her   fall down.