Cure for Husbadaitis Virus disease caused by “Shopamania ladylarum”
( The first curse and its cure)
(I rarely write anything like this but an announcement of husband care centres when wife is shopping made me write it. It is all purely fun as I know several males who are shopomaniacs .)
God created a man ,
The man cried for a companion,
God took a bone from him ,
And created a pretty lady out of it
Possibly that Man was really happy,
To play , laugh and dance with his ,
New companion , who was pretty and sharp,
But the joy of man was short lived.
God opened a shop of juicy apples,
And put a board “Not for eating ,
If you do you would be cursed.
But the lady was interested in shopping.
So when God the shopkeeper ,
Was looking hither and thither ,
She made the man who was her man,
Steal the apple from the shop.
God the great majesty who was divine ,
Not only sold apples but also curses,
Which were given free to the person,
Who took the apple from his shop.
He cursed the man who stole his apple,
“ shops would come all over the world ,
Which sold things that you may not like ,
But would be liked by her immensely “
The world suddenly changed ,
Shops , department shops and malls ,
Whose only intention in the world ,
Was to attract the fairer sex appeared everywhere.
They stocked Saris in thousand materials ,colours and designs,
Chudis, Kurthis , jeans , gowns , nighties and other dresses,
Milions of materials that assured all women ,
That if we use them , they would be the most beautiful,
All women ladies , lasses and little girls ,
Wanted to spend all their time in these shops and malls ,
The men were prepared to work hard ,
So that they earn money to send them for shopping
But the members of the fairer sex who were better half,
Wanted their male companions to come along with them to shop,
So that all of them are safe , could keep an eye on them,
And also approve of their choices and lastly carry the purchase home.
The Man first cursed the shops and malls which were troubling them,
Then those fairer sex without whose company they cannot live ,
And then the God who inflicted all this punishment just for a stolen apple,
For he was bored and bored stiff for being forced to shop without stop.
God , who also did not like to shop , took great pity on them,
And told them ,” do not worry , I would make shopping pleasant for you.”
He waved his magic wand and suddenly in all Malls and shops,
New crèches for men appeared , where they can be left by their wives and daughters
The crèches were filled with eatables , choice drinks,
Gambling casinos , Hundreds of young and old to chat ,
Movies and songs , just for you to order and watch,
And also sapthahams, BHajanais and Harikathas for the old.
God made ladies happy , because they can shop without worry ,
Men happy because they never could otherwise enjoy all this fun,
The owners of the stores, shops and Malls as their earning increased,
And the huge multinationals who ran these crèches with great profit.