The whatsapp
syndrome
By
P.R.Ramachander
(Based on a write up in Kumudam, Tamil; Magazine by
Pamaran . Thanks to him. )
Perhaps The app
asking what ? came from,
The normal enquiry about what
happened,
But I want to know
How I can get ,
Freedom from
this great pleasant prison.
Morning to next
day morning you would get ,
Seventeen thousand
messages ,
Most of them are
hundred times,
Repeated every day and I feel dizzy to read them again and again.
Subjects like, fifty
different ways to get twins,
How all
family members can
commit suicide together,
How to eat
breakfast that you like without
wife knowing,
And how to find out a cheating husband are
daily dealt here.
It Also teaches you that
if a lady beats with love, she is your lover,
And if the lady
beats till her desire
is exhausted , she is your wife.
And discussions are
held whether it would be better
to cover you,
After death with coconut leaf, palmyrah leaf or
Banana leaf of banyan leaf.
It daily makes you hear hopeless
songs of the bygone era ,
It makes you morose
by repeating so called jokes million
times,
It tells you
that so and so prayer addressed
to so and so God,
Is better than
rest especially if you share it with ten
people in twenty seconds.
It shows you
hundreds of videos , which even by
mistake do not open,
Because
instead of entertainment , they
would make your life not worth living,
They will
ask you to prove that
you are a genius , BY daily,
Asking silly
questions, which even a first grader
would answer in a jiffy.
If you get stiff
bored by proceedings of a
silly group,
Hundreds of arrows would be shot at you asking
you,
To please explain
why you have taken the decision,
And that it is greatly
unfortunate to leave the group.
Even If you forget
to wash your teeth
early in the morning ,
You should not forget
to sit with great
concentration,
Twice a day and discard
all messages that had received.
So that your
soft phone has sufficient memory
to work
Humble request to Whatsappers , please
allow to live.
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