Auvayar meets Muruga outside a bank
By
P.R.Ramachander
(I have taken the idea from a whatsapp post as I liked it.My
acknowledgements to the original author.)
“Greatly
tired you look ,Oh Muruga “ said Auvayar,
Replied Muruga , “ Had
lots of notes of five hundred,
AS well as one thousand
, all old notes , and so,
I went to change
them in the great banks of India,
Some how I could
manage in that great crowd,
As I had twelve
hands as they are inking
every hand.”
Muruga
continued , “Oh great old
woman ,
I have very many doubts
, please do answer them.”
The old woman
with lot of reluctance agreed,
For she too
had gone to change notes and was confused.
Muruga asked “Please
explain , what is white and What
is black?”
Replied the lady, “Tax paid is white and
tax not paid is black.”
Muruga with great
curiosity asked , “How much white and
how much black”
The old woman
replied , “White is as big as a
palm and black is the
area of the world.”
Muruga further asked, “How much was shot at and now much
not?”
The old lady replied
patiently, “ Shots fired at money
in Indian homes,
And what was not shot at
was the money in Swiss banks?”
Muruga further asked “What was aimed to be destroyed and what was destroyed?”
The answer ready lady said, “Black was aimed at but cash in all homes was destroyed.”
Muruga wanted
know,” Do Ambani and Adhani need
blessings of Goddess Lakshmi?”
The old lady replied , “Not at all needed the blessing
of those who rule is sufficient.”
Muruga further wanted to know, “What is omnipresent just like
my father?”
The old lady smiled
and replied, “AS if you do not know, Black is omnipresent”
Muruga further
wanted to know, “What are the three
things needed to live in India?”
Auvayar replied, “Ofcourse Pancard , Adhar card
and debit or credit card.”
Muruga was greatly pleased with the answers and
wanted to give her a boon.
And Auvayar asked , “A king gave me a
golden gooseberry though I did not need it,
Oh God bless me
so that , there is no income tax raid of
my possessions.”
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