Oh wives , note these down and make him not to repeat the same questions again, as he also is a human being.
A husband asks “How come my darling?”
(When I wrote “ A wife asks “ Jow come my darling?” . the men and husbands wanted a similar questionnaire to be sent to the wives. So to please my friends I wrote this more in fun with truth being a distant relative . )
After an d before our engagement ,
You acted as if you were very shy,
And would not talk to me before others.
But How come darling you never seem to stop talking nowadays ?
When you go to a shop to select a Sari for yourself,
You used to take hundreds of hours and spend ,
Thousands of rupees but how come darling ,
If I need a shirt , the time to shop is five minutes and cost is just below thousand?
Most of the days when I go to office to earn money,
You do to the beauty parlour to spend that money,
And how come darling , your made up beauty does not last ,
Even for a few hours and every one say that I am handsome without all these.
When there is celebration in your family , you seem to think,
That none of your family members know anything ,
And you go well in advance and how come darling,
When there is a function in my home , it is those three days?
Right from the days before the marriage , you seem,
To hate dowry and used to say that our home members,
Are fleecing your people but how come darling ,
Whenever your family is in need , my money flows there like ganges?
When my very old parents inform us that they,
Are coming , I find either you are very sick ,
Of children have exams or that your busy with your work,
But how come darling you are always free when your parents visit?
When my people come to visit to our home,
You seem to think too much of expenses ,
And the food is usually simple with Rasam and side dish,
And how come when your people come , we take them to five star hotel?
When the children of my siblings come for a visit,
You seem to get terribly annoyed at their mischief,
And find it extremely difficult to cook any dishes,
But how come when your brother’s children come , we roll a red carpet?
When by misfortune I bring an office friend home ,
You seem to be shabbily dressed and do not bother ,
To give him even a cup of tea , but if it is your friend,
How come darling you are well dressed and order food from hotel?
You seem to like those horrible looking idiots on the screen,
Too- too much for their personality and six pack look ,
But how come darling you do not like any heroines,
And call them all worthless ladies showing their all?
You seem to watch TV serials endlessly from morn to night,
Not allowing any one else to come near the remote,
And when me or kids want to watch a cricket test ,
How come darling , you feel that we are watching useless programmes?
After your coaching our kids for exams , their marks,
Seem to go down like a waterfall but ,
How come darling when the kids want me to coach them,
You seem to feel it is better they go back to their idiot teacher .
You seem to watch the TV endlessly and whatsapp ,
Every minute of your time to your very many friends,
And How come darling , you behave idiotically ,
Are bereft of common sense and lack general knowledge?