Script writing for a Hindi serial in TV

Script   writing   for a Hindi serial in TV

By

A Non Hindi  P.R.Ramachander

(I saw a write up in Tamil in Whatsapp about this   and I am not at all   sure  , whether  I can write  a Hindi Serial  for TV)

I went with my   Hindi knowing friend   to a hindi cinema as I went on asking him questions like  “What does it mean?” , “why ?”   etc  and  the  friend got bored    and told me  you do not know  ABCD of Hindi  .Why have   you come to trouble me . I told him , “I keep on seeing Hindi serials  and so I can even write   a script  for a hindi serial.”My friend got very angry   with me   and told ,”How do we do it?”

The serial starts   with  a letter,

“This   is the Chutti  , May be    writing to you,

And friend corrected “Chitti” not  “ chutti”

Ok no problem if it is a  historic serial ,put,

“Muhabbath “  everywhere   and if it  is a modern one,

Put “Pyar”  everywhere, If is puranic   serial,

Put in  lot of “Paranthu”  and :”dhanyavad”   

And if it is  a story, of fifty years  back do use  lots of  “Lekin”

If a king appears  say “maharaj ki jai”

If hero is trouble   make him say “Rab”

If it is a Punjabi story  , make people say “Biradari”

If you are talking of modern life , put lots of “Jindagi”

If it is heroins birthday  , put lots and lots  of “Pyaar”

Let people   say lots of “Suno and DEkho” ,

So that  hero and heroine can talk privately,

That is all

Now I am feeling  “Bookh “ in my   tummy,

Tell  Mataji to prepare “Khana” in “Rasoi”.