Some knowledgeable free tips to the husbands to keep their wives happy.
(These great tips in typical tamil commercial lingua was posted by my friend Srimani Venkatraman , I am only passing it on to people who do not know Tamil)
When your mother in law is observing penance ,
With concern get angry with your darling wife,
“Mother is suffering greatly doing all this”
And see the face of better half filled with joy
When you and your dear wife are watching TV ,
And when Kalyan jewelers advertises ,
For a new gold diamond Mela , even though,
You do not mean it say “We have to buy that” and see her face.
When your and yourself are enjoying doing nothing,
When your class mate calls you for a party and get together,
Say Loudly in the phone , “I cannot come to any treat,
AS I have to go to temple with my wife” and see her turning happy.
When you are talking some absolute rubbish with your wife,
Make your face and voice full of sorrow and tell your wife,
“For a long time I have not seen your parents and I am ,
Feeling like inviting them” and see yor wife’s face light up.
Ask often your wife, “How come you are so pretty,”
Discuss with your pretty sister in law atomic physics,
Put wife’s picture after make up as wall paper in your phone ,
Do Not shout “Oh my god” when you see her face as soon as she wakes up.”
Whatever trash your dear wife cooks , enjoy ,
Every morsel and tell her , “No one can cook like her”
And if she beats you with chapathi roller pin,
Fall down , cry and struggle but never get up and shout at her.”
These are but only preliminary tips as to ,
How to lead a happy life with your wife ,
For any other extra tip , pay a fees ,
Of one thousand rupees and register yourselves.