A bride searching for a groom in modern times
(Lot of exaggeration and unrealistic , you may say but we are speedily travelling towards this situation)
After lot of technical education , earning great many degrees,
An employed girl past twenty six decided to get married,
And as a nice , good and obedient girl , she said to her mother,
“Mummy I have decided to get married and want a suitable groom”
Mummy said ,”That news is great , please tell what we should look for .”
The girl said, “ I have been thinking about it and also searching in google.,
And I have made up my mind as to what type of groom I want..
“I am not very particular that our castes are same or gothras are different.
I want him very much to look like a present day Bollywood hero,
With a thin moustache and a well groomed beard ,
I want him to be maximum one or two years older than me ,
With one year better than two, as I think he will understand my needs better,
I definitely want him to be younger than my elder sister’s husband,
I want him to be two to three inches taller than me.
I want him to work in an MNC and earn at least fifty thousand more than me ,
I also want his salary higher than my elder sister’s husband.
I am very particular that he should not be a businessman Or orthodox .
I want the groom to live in my own home town,
With his parents living as far as possible from that place.
I want him to have at least one brother , preferably elder,
I want him to agree for me to spend money , I earn on my parents,
And the rest to be in my name to be spent as per my wishes,
I want him to convert all his bank accounts ,
To be joint ones, the other being me,
Though I am slightly short tempered,
I want him not to have any anger at all,
I want him never to object me,
From going to a party along with my friends,
And always take me to a party when he goes.
That is all dear Mummy for the present .
And whenever I go for shopping .
He should give his card and wait patiently”